Wednesday, June 27, 2007

You know your wife's a blogger when ...

1. Unusually, she asks you to repeat yourself twice while taking secretive notes under the table. (So she can accurately transcribe said conversation in her next blog post.)

2. She sleeps with a camera under her pillow, just in case.

3. Phrases such as, "This is such a blog post" or 'I'm so blogging this" are threatened several times a day.

4. The word blog is uttered at least five times daily, if not hourly.

5. She talks about "they" as if the blogosphere is part of your family.

6. Dinner is served with a side of Blog Posts I Loved Today

7. You wonder if the computer screen is warmer than her side of the bed.

8. She starts talking about someone who found her blog all the way from Warszawa, Poland.

9. You have to ask her if she's going to be on the computer tonight, again.

10. The house is a mess, but her blog is updated regularly.


MorningSong said...

Now that is just rude AND accurate! :) I cannot relate at all! Ummm.. it seems we moms may need to create a blog addicts group and meet regularly to discuss how to break this awful addiction.

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

I am totally sending this blog post to my husband. He will laugh -- of course, you also know he laughs at "what's brown and sticky?" but still!

Candace & Anna said...

Hi my name is Candace and I am a blogger addict! What an accurate picture you painted lol.

Mama Zen said...

I love this list! I've been known to threaten my husband with blog infamy.

BookMama said...

This is hilarious! With regard to #9 ... er, well, we bought a laptop!

Anonymous said...

Too funny...and accurate too!